December 1, 2005

ACLU Names New Chairman

Posted by Adam Graham in : Politics

Washington-The ACLU named a new chairman today as it enter into its annual “war on small towns with limited budgets” season.The new chairman, former Congressman “The Grinch” (D-Mount Crumpit) pledged to continue the ACLU’s attack on Christmas with renewed vigor.

Reporters for the mainstream media and members of the ACLU teared up as he explained how he was marginalized by all the Whos down in Whoville who (selfishly and without regard for other viewpoints) dared to like Christmas a lot, because he did not.

The Grinch pledged to move beyond manger scenes in the ACLU’s, seeking to stamp out the scourge of Who-hash and Roast Beast. The new Chairman said he planned a Christmas Eve protest that would make every member of the Religious Right cry “boo hoo.”

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2 Comments

  1. Comment by The MaryHunter [Visitor]

    You know, Grinchie sure resembles another, now-former key ACLU member: http://www.tmhbaconbits.net/2005/09/22/hefner-ginsburg/

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