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From: Dave Screwtape

To: Democratic Members of Congress, Our Media Allies

Re: Screwtape 2006 #3: Getting Ready to Take Control

It has been a long time since I’ve been this giddy before an election. At last, we shall drive the Republicans from …

Friends, Dave Screwtape again. I know I’m read by some of the finest Democratic minds. I’m read by the blogging gods who descend with Olympian wisdom.

Unfortunately, the grand scale of their wisdom is misunderstood and attacked by the venomous …

From: Dave Screwtape
To: Senator John McCain
Subject: Screwtape 2006 #2: My Advice to Senator John McCain

Senator, I was appreciative when your office contacted me with an offer to work for your campaign. It truly shows the Senator’s gracious wisdom in seeking …

From: Dave Screwtape

To: Congressional Democratic Candidates, Democratic Governors, DNC Volunteers

Subject: Screwtape 2006 #1: Democratic Outlook

The future is bright today as we prepare for the November election, which is now less than six months away. Republicans remain divided between those who …

My wife, after watching the latest edition of Michelle Malkin on Vent asked, “Is Dave Screwtape the Republican Steven Colbert” in reference to the comedian who spoke at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

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From: Dave Screwtape
To: American Liberals

Friends,

You know me as a political consultant, writer and guru, but with the help of our beneficient friend, George Soros, I’ve produced my first ever theological work. Its a modest effort, but a good starting place …

Well, I got my copy of the Screwtape Reports from lulu.com and I’ve got to say that I love it. It looks professional and I like the cover my brother did for it. Its going to be a great …

I finished the Screwtape Reports and it should be ready to release soon. I’ve got everything uploaded, but I want to order a copy of the book and see if I like the look of it before I start selling …

Author’s Note: The following is a continuation of a series I wrote from May, 2003-November, 2004. More information is available at The Screwtape Reports. The first 22 Screwtape Reports, along with 10 never before published reports will be …

From: Dave Screwtape

To: Democratic Senators, Congressmen, Governors, and Report Subscribers

Subject: Election Analysis

Having recovered from three days of alcohol-induced incoherence, I can now analyze this election and our future prospects with a …