If Kos Were There Weekend Open Trackbacks

The Daily Kos and the liberal blogosphere are recent inventions. Its ability to bring Malcontents around the globe together to stew and attack others is well-known.

What if there were an alternate universe where the Daily Kos existed since the beginning of time, what would the posts read like on great events in the Bible:

Creation

October 30, 4004 BC

Oh my Gosh, God didn’t create a welfare state and he’s taking a day off. We’ve got to get on this. How can we be ruled by someone who takes 1/7 of their life off in vacation? He’s lazy.

The Great Flood

March 4, 2293 BC

Oh I went and told that wingnut Noah off. The guy is bonkers, a religious nutjob to be sure, building a boat in the middle of a forest.

March 6, 2293 BC

No, Noah was not right. I don’t care if the water’s up to your ankles, Lamech. God doesn’t care what we do. This thing called rain, I’ve got an explanation. Global Warming. That’s what happens when you cut down precious trees to build a boat.

The Exodus

December 31, 1447 BC

This wingnut has got to be stopped. He’s ruining the environment with the turning water into blood garbage.

February 26, 1447 BC

All these “pro-Israel Freedom” people talk about the rights of the Israelites to go and worship their God. Well, what about our rights to have huge stores of grain and great cities? These selfish people forget about us and taking care of our interests. We have a right to choose to have slaves.

What about the rights of the Caananites to have their land, which the Israelites are wanting to overthrow? Sure, you may not like their sexual morals or human sacrifices, but we have no right to judge. And we have to keep their culture of debauchery safe from the Israelites.

March 18, 1447 BC

I’m not scared of Moses’ latest threat. I may be the firstborn in my house, but you won’t see me getting my doorposts painted with lamb’s blood like some stupid Israelite Wingnut. Hold on, looks like some dark smoke and the door. Something must have caught fire. brb.

April 15, 1447 BC

I’m live blogging from the Red Sea where we Egyptians will reclaim our rights. There was a stupid cloud in our way all night, but now we’re going to beat the Israelites. The brains behind the operations (Aaron) has run out of luck and we’ll bring them back and rule them. g2g. Talk to you later.

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The Florida Masochist:

The Knuckleheads of the Day award
Today’s winner is Catholic Charities of the Diocese of Palm Beach and its Executive Director Tom Bila.

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Great Round but…….
AP has goofed again.

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The Florida Masochist:

Goodbye En-Joie
Too bad the BC Open and En Joie will be a thing of the past come 2007. Just one more reason I dislike the FedEx Cup.

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The Knucklehead of the Day award
Today’s winner is William Allen Cunningham.

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Where are the men in the white coats?
A liberal Democrat support Katherine Harris? She can’t get this conservative Democrat to vote for her.

Harris is in definite need of psychiatric help if she thinks there is any chance of her winning in November.

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