March 13, 2006

My Attempts at the Headline Gig

Posted by Adam Graham in : Politics

Here we go:

UPI:

China frees democrat after seven years

Democratic Candidates alarmed at release of Bob Shrum, wonder, “Where will he lose next?”

UPI:

Mafia Shadow of Former Self

Mafia Don: “Crime just doesn’t pay anymore”

UPI:

Forbes says Gates still richest man alive

Gates Tells Forbes, “And don’t you forget it, Steve”

AP:

Alabama Cow Tests Positive for Mad Cow

Bush Blamed

Fox News:

Test Done in 1985 Predicted Katrina Levee Failure

Reagan Bush Clinton Bush blamed.

Linked to Basil’s Headlines.

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