My Weasel List

Scott Adams is taking nominations for his annual weasel awards. Here are my picks:

1. Weaseliest Pundit/Reporter: Keith Olbermann, MSNBC. The Hitler Schtick and his ankle biting at Bill O’Reilly are just an embarrassment.
2. Weaseliest Industry: The News Media. Hate to say it, but no one has had near the credibility problems of these people.
3. Weaseliest Company: Google. Good job flushing your principles down the toilet to gain the favor of the Red Chinese fellas.
4. Weaseliest Politician: Ned Lamont: a man who’s credibility was undone when he attacked Joe Lieberman for excoriating Bill Clinton’s sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky eight years previous. His entire smear campaign was undone because Joe Lieberman saved the e-mail Lamont sent Lieberman supporting Lieberman’s speech at the time.

5. Weaseliest Celebrity: Charlie Sheen for joining the Tinfoil hat brigade on 9/11 conspiracy theories.
6. Weaseliest Sports Person: Jose Canseco-for shamelessly, unrepentantly returning to baseball in the minor leagues after his admission to being a major cause behind the current steroids mess. Worst yet, he pitched.
7. Weaseliest Organization: The ACLU. ‘nuff said.
8. Weaseliest Country: Iran, for putting the world on the edge of World War III.