Parody News: Sali Slammed for Infertility Comments

(Boise, Idaho)-After breast cancer survivors recently attacked Id. Rep. Bill Sali (R-Id.) for suggesting abortion led to an increased risk of breast cancer, infertile couples arrived at the Capitol today to protest Sali’s support for a report that said drug use could cause infertility.

“It is truly offensive to suggest if you’re infertile, you’ve been using drugs,” said Keith Markum, a man from the North End.

The Grant campaign said that, “Suggesting that a behavior is a risk factor for a disease is the same as saying everyone who has that disease took part in that behavior.”

The Grant campaign as part of their positive vision for Idaho will be commenting on a long series of groups who are similarly offended by things Sali has said in politics or merely to his children and grandchildren as part of Grant’s positive vision for Idaho’s future.

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