Resumania Midweek Open Trackbacks Thread

I thought I’d use today to highlight one of my favorite websites, Resumania features things people have put on their actual resumes. Here are some examples:

“Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!”

“DUTIES: Walked from one point to another.”

Qualifications: “I have incredibly entertaining hair.”

LANGUAGES: “Speak English and Spinach.”

Cover letter: “My work ethics are impeachable.”

Now, I also want to let you know the Festival of Frugality and the Best of Me Symphony.

Now, welcome to today’s Open Trackback party:

1) Post about anything that’s in good taste. No porn, no spam, no profanity.

2) Send me a trackback of any tasteful post you want and as soon as I check my blog, I’ll update this post with your link provided you link back to this thread. If your software won’t allow you to send trackbacks, just use the Wizbang Standalone Pinger

3) Deadline is Wednesday at 11:00 PM MDT. Further trackbacks won’t be posted after that time.

Today’s Permalink and the Trackback:

http://www.adamsweb.us/blog/htsrv/trackback.php/1946

Click above to see all the great places you can promote your work today.

Other Parties:
Planck’s Constant

Linking In:

Blue Star Chronicles

Stop Murtha from Killing our Troops
Apparently, Congressman Murtha has accused Marines of murder for going into a house in Iraq and killing the occupants after they had been fired upon by someone in that house.

Cathouse Chat:

Matthew West -
Beautiful lyrics (even better with music!): (UPDATED – new link, and the rest of the lyrics) Take a look at the mountain Stretching a mile high Take a look at the ocean Far as your eye can see And think of Me Take a

TMH Bacon Bits:

Liberal Volcanoes Are Never Dormant
Let’s do a brief survey on some of the better known liberal fizzlers who are blowing off steam and ashes on a regular basis.

Blue Star Chronicles:

The Wimpization of our Nation
Our country has gotten out of balance. Too much coddling and not enough discipline. Too much feminine and not enough masculine.
Blue Star Chronicles

The Florida Masochist

Rock Bottom
Airlines could do better, but they don’t deserve all the bad knocks they get either.

Random Yak

For the last time….there is no Lawyer Appreciation Day

Jon Swift:

President Bush’s My Pet Goat Margin Notes
I have obtained a copy of My Pet Goat with President Bush’s notes in the margin, and the insights it gives into the President’s thoughts during the seven minutes after he heard about the September 11 attack is remarkable.

Pursuing Holiness:

We will not be IGNORED!
After the President’s speech last night, it’s clear that he will not provide leadership for meaningful reform. So we’re sitting in the bathroom, contemplating the best way to get the GOP to do what we want.

Open Trackbacks

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