Ron Paul: Have Yourself a Fascist Little Christmas

Based on Ron Paul’s decision to raise the specter of fascism in regards to ad wishing the voters of Iowa Merry Christmas, I present the following parody:

Have Yourself a Fascist Little Christmas

(To the tune of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas):

Have yourself a fascist little Christmas
With your stupid ad,
How dare you
Imply I’m not religious,You cad

Have yourself a fascist little Christmas,
I’m a Christian too,
To prove it,
I’ll sound like the ACLU.

Oh when fascism comes to us,
It will come through people like you,
Flag wrapped and carrying a cross,
You’ll put us under your shoe.

Can’t you see,
A commie is Huckabee,
Haven’t you much dread,
Look in his ad, wasn’t his sweater red?
So have yourself a fascist little Christmas now.

Linked by Don Surber who has his own Robert Byrd parody.