To Avoid Another Laura Bush Incident

After the recent controversy over whether the White House hid Laura Bush’s removal of a growth. I’m coming clean.

I had 3 benign cysts removed from my head. Two medium sized ones and on extra large (how is it that I make my growths sound like orders of French fries?). The growths were innocuous but for the fact that they kept getting bigger and alarmed my wife who in turn poked at them and made them hurt. The surgery was somewhat discomforting, albeit successful.

I will admit that my doctor was careful not to create a bald spot in my head where he removed the growths (so that’s as much of a cover up as I’m going to attempt.) Stitches come out in 10 days and at last my wife will not have to worry about my head or poke at the bumps on them. Now just to wait for the explosion of criticism of the five hour delay in disclosure.

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