Top Ten Signs that You’re To the Right of Me

While many consider me to be on the far right, there are people more conservative than me. Are you one of them? Here are the top ten signs you might be.

10. Children are named Reagan, Buckley, Locke, and Burke
9. You own several U.N. Flags, which you use as fire starters.
8. You pack heat in the shower.
7. You’ve climbed a tree to hear Charlton Heston speak.
6. “My president is Howard Phillips.”
5. “I don’t think Alan Keyes is pro-life enough.”
4. You’ve called Rush Limbaugh a flaming, bleeding heart liberal.
3. Finding Republians, Democrats, and even the Libertarians too liberal, you tried to resurrect the Anti-Federalist Party.
2. When driving, you only take right turns.
1. You’ve gone into a store and asked, “Will you take Ron Paul Dollars?”