So
that everyone can easily find our mission, I've provided the following
directions to our headquarters on the outskirts of Kernsopolis at 212
N. Thacker Way. Please note, I was raised in the country, so bare with
me. I have a very distinct way of giving directions.
First, you drive down the highway towards the Gorman farm. Then when
you come to the grocery store with a haystack on top, take a left. Then
you drive on down past a group of grazing cows, if you reach the group
of grazing llamas, you've gone too far, go back to the cows, take a
right. Then you should see a red pick-up truck parked on the left side
of the road, and you take a left. That pick-up truck is there all the
time, or at least I hope it is. If it isn't then look for somewhere
where you can imagine a pick-up truck parking. After that, you just
turn on four wheel drive and drive straight up the hill until you see a
rusting '78 Buick sitting in the middle of the road. Take a right at
the Buick and we're about half a mile down the road.
Now you could drive South from the Capitol for 18 miles then take a
left on Thacker Way if you're not quite up to following these
directions.